If there isn’t a missile attack, was there even a Grand Prix? Yes, according to Australia, which radically changed its track and nobody really noticed. Then Charles Leclerc won the championship already, Max Verstappen retired (again) and Mercedes somehow spawned a podium (again).

Cheeka, Phill and Terry try to make sense of it all, then give up and drink and make filthy jokes. Again.

Newsletter: ff1s.com/newsnewsnews

Donate: ff1s.com/pintpintpint

Support through the removal of pubes: Manscaped.com and use the code BALLSBALLSBALLS