It’s the Definitely Not The San Marino Grand Prix roundup, where Cheeka, Phill and Terry wonder why everyone had forgotten how to drive properly.

Still, Max Verstappen messed up the least to win and all the Mercedeses piled into a wall, or each other, and Uncle Toto is angry.

Also, Terry is sad, so send him (and the rest of us) a beer.

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Seems like ages since the last race, doesn’t it? While Terry and Phill await this weekend’s action, we’re shared Cheeka stand-in Ollie Peart’s new podcast, The Apres. It’s very good, even if you’ve never been skiing in your life. Like Terry.

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Max and the Ham are having close battles, Mazepin looks like he’s rubbish, and all is right with the world. Other than human rights, obviously.

Cheeka, Phill and Terry look back on the opening race of the 2021 season at the Bahrain International Circuit, and ponder whether Sebastian Vettel was ever any good at all.

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F1 is back! Cheeka, Phill and Terry reflect on the off-season, say farewell to the great Murray Walker and look ahead to whether Mercedes are genuinely shit now or if it’s all just a big bag of sand.

Plus: Terry reviews the latest series of Drive To Survive.

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And so we reach the end of 2020, the year that was shit but gave us some amazing races. Or did it? We can’t remember most of them, so we invited friend-with-benefits of the podcast Jack Nicholls on to remind us of stuff. There follows two hours of loose waffle that occasionally touches on the season that nearly wasn’t, and involves quite a bit of drinking.

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Carfection Film Club: These Guys Broke Into a Toy Store and Built a Race Track (and instead of reporting them to the authorities Carfection made a very entertaining video out of it)

The Abu Dhabi Grand Prix finished off the season with a tedious whimper, and nobody even cared that Max Verstappen finally won on merit. Cheeka, Phill and Terry start discussing the boredom at Yas Marina, but then degenerate into writing erotic fan fiction about the drivers. Because that’s all the race, and indeed 2020 as a whole, deserves.

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Carfection Film Club: enjoy this Sugababes-inspired rebuilding of a classic car: Volvo P1800 Restomod By Cyan Racing: Road Review

George Russell came, he saw, he conquered but then he got a puncture and saw his puny dreams smashed. Meanwhile, Sergio Perez won his first race in 190 attempts and now everything thinks he’s great. Cheeka, Phill and Terry forensically analyse the Sakhir Grand Prix and wonder what the point of Valtteri Bottas is. Also there’s a special guest pundit. Wooo.

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Carfection Film Club: We Drove Colin McRae’s 1997 Subaru Impreza WRC Car. Except we didn’t, but the excellent Henry Catchpole did and he’s a much better driver than any of us.

Romain Grosjean exploded and gave Hamilton coronavirus, which means that all the drivers stand up and dance and whoever sits down first gets a Mercedes drive. Cheeka, Phill and Terry talk about the Bahrain Grand Prix, or rather all the stuff that happened around it, and wonder how all the various new drivers will get on. Plus there’s some swearing and stuff.

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Carfection Film Club: go check out this marvellous film about how Ferrari’s F187 F1 car turned their fortunes around. For a bit.

Formula 1 is finished, except there are three more races left in the desert, but no one cares because Turkey was the best race of the season and Lewis Hamilton is the champ-champ-champ-champ-champ-champ-champ. Cheeka, Phill and Terry talk about his immense achievement and why he’s actually like Mr Bean, discuss the rise and fall of Lance Stroll and decide that the best racetrack is a newly relaid racetrack.

Carfection Film Club: discover Terry’s latest video, subtley entitled, “Lewis Hamilton Drank All The Milk & Other Radical Ideas To Make Formula 1 Less Boring“

It’s the Not San Marino Grand Prix and don’t mention that time when that thing happened. Instead, Cheeka, Phill and Terry talk about Mercedes winning everything, Bottas having not luck and George Russell spannering it into the wall under the safety car. Ah, Imola never fails to entertain.

Carfection Film Club: join us as we explore some of the greatest F1 cars ever – all in one place: Williams Heritage.